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Honestly Lisa

♥Honestly Lisa is a Pu Pu Platter of my life. Once a week I will conduct(formal I know) interviews with everyone from family,, guru's, exboyfriends, childhood friends, thought leaders and maybe even Oprah in search of who I am and what I'm supposed to be. when I grow up. There is salty language, talk of sex , feelings, and spiritual stuff. So you may not want to listen in front of the kids or your coworkers. Love Bites are audio clips based on real conversations from my love life, featuring my friend Robbie Rist, who plays every man who has graced my path. Men Are People Too, where I interview a variety of men; comedians, actors, musicians, artists, writers, computer programmers, yoga guru's, to gain a sometimes hilarious and sometimes serious perspective on how men see love, sex and relationships from their side of the ship. Ladies, you will learn so much about men! Listen in and hear the truth. And sometimes I will just share random musings on life, love, fashion and food or anything else that strike my fancy. And that’s the magpie.
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Sep 18, 2017

I was the kid with the perpetually messy desk in school, it seemed to get messy within moment minutes of cleaning it. As an adult closets, car trunks, garages, silverware drawers. Organizing time feels the same… I suck at organizing time.

 

“If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.”

Bruce Lee

I feel like I waste so much time and I get distracted so much! I can’t my life on track! Only if? I can “Only if’ myself to death!”

I had that perfect pair of shoes.

Only if I took that other job!

Only if I had… blah!

Only if I looked like Angelina Jolie!

Life is now! And if I walk to the kitchen and forget why I am in the kitchen. I need to enjoy I am in the kitchen. I need to be kind to myself. 

 
People lose their collective shit during the full moon.
 
It’s a crazy Monday and then there’s the moon.
 
I help people get their shit done so they could be the action hero of their own lives.
 
Ellen helps people be more productive.
 
It’s about making lists. No list!
 
Being productive is neuroscience-based.
 
Your amygdala is all emotion.
 
The lizard part of us.
 
Ellen gives us a little exercise to help us deal with the moment of that fried or flight or overwhelming anxiety. And your back and your back .
 
You can’t breathe slowly when you’re in a fight or flight situation.
 
I’ve always been very disorganized, my car is a mess my purse is a mess. Right now there’s laundry behind the camera.
 
There are really great ways to move out of that will overwhelm every day.
 
Timing things is helpful. A kitchen timer is your friend.
 
Because the amygdala is like a three-year-old kid.
 
You play games with your amygdala.
 
Negotiate with your brain.
 
I was that little kid always staring out the window.
 
Focus in on one thing, otherwise, you’re exhausting your brain.
 
 
Check out Ellen’s Facebook Group
 
Ellen almost lost her business from looking out the window Facebook lost focus.
 
You know what it feels like to be me and that makes me trust you.
 
Menopause thyroid of things that don’t help with focus.
 
There’s a funky little thing called, the superior colliculus or as I call it the funky medina cola!
 
I really dig the Facebook News Feed Killler
 
 
When you take a break you should do something mental if you’re doing something physical and vice versa.
 
A dance party for one.
 
Here is a link to my favorite hula hoop!
 
 
 
This the shit! Decision Fatigue
 
Hyperbolic Discounting
 
Wimpy from Popeye
 
Habit Stacking
 
Buddha had a plan the whole freak’n time!?
 
 
And here the link to Patreon page… it’s place to show your support and a place show some love, Lisa’s Patreon Page
Sep 1, 2017

What is numerology? Is there a rhyme to its science.

Shelly Winter's told me I should change my name to Ollie Orkin. Would my life be different? Would I have 4 kid,s a great career and George as my husband? Or would I be an accountant living in Pheonix? And honestly either is fine as long as I was happy? Would that have changed my happiness factor?

What comes first the numbers or the life? If I changed the name to Ollie would it have given me a different sense of control and therefore a different outcome? I don't know! I do do Nooell was awesome to talk to and she knows her numbers!

I have Nova Noell as my guest today and you will love her and learn so much!

Nova Noell

Nova Noell Website

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Nova Noell Contact

Numerology

When Americans believe in something they believe strongly.

Cladean Numerology

She changed her name and her life changed after coming to the States from Denmark.

Every letter has a value.

When you take your husband's name everything changes.

Early on in Lisa's career people suggested she change her first name. One movie star suggested she change her name to Ollie Orkin???

Everyone has a story about their name.

Not liking her name drew Nova to numerology

She had been single for 8 years. The love of her life showed up months after she changed her name.

Changing her name changed her life and her patterns of behavior.

Numerology can look at how people perceive you and your physical self.

LISA'S SESSION:

Lisa 1,9

1's are leaders and ruled by the sun

9's are fighters and are very powerful

Lisa's number scope revealed creative power that needs to be shared for the greater good

It's horrible to be told you cannot be angry.

The High Priestess lesson is to become the master and stepping into the light. You need to lead!

Emotion is hard to express for Lisa.

You have gathered enough knowledge.

Power and Money. Lisa is in a power sequence.

This has been a challenging year for Lisa.

Lisa says, "Sharing my life is my way to help. I think it helps when people see that we are all similar and we all struggle and we all fall down."

"Please when I wake up let me see my path clearly." says Lisa.

"Super-size what you are already doing.", Lisa, says Nova

It is possible to scale with ease.

"I don't think harder longer hours measure abundance in life. It shouldn't be that hard. It should be relatively easy.", says Lisa.

Comedy has really been your savior.

"I just really want to spread my joy and silliness and let people know they are okay.", says Lisa.

People know they can really depend on you, Lisa.", says Nova. "There is absolutely nothing flaky about your heart or your gut. People can really trust you. There is something very dependable and trustworthy about you."

You have an inner voice that says it wants results.

Step into a leadership role. Step in the spotlight.

"People remember you because you touched them. You left them with something, Lisa.", says Nova.

"Here's a barn...let's build it into a theater."

"Being a comedian and sharing my travails in life is really how I help.", says Lisa.

"I love stepping into people's energy and saying Look at you!", says Nova.

Don't forget to check out my PATRON page! It's a place you can lend support to Honestly Lisa! I will start posting stuff there you will nowhere else!

And if you are a member of Honestly Lisa on Patron you can see the podcast Video interview uncut!

Plus you get a free copy of Be Silly Now the Eboook!

Aug 25, 2017

I have Robin Greenspan & Lacie Harmon this week and I feel so honored to have them on my show.

I’ ve known Lacie for maybe 25 years! We met doing stand up comedy and low and behold 25 years later we have not lost our sense of humor! And we are still a making comedy, albeit mostly online but we are still here!

Lacie and I have floated through each others lives but never really sat down and talked. I met Robin and honestly if I could pick my parents I would pick them! Or my neighbors.

I fell in love with them and you will too!

Show Notes!

Robin and Lacie have been together for 21 years.

Life throws us major curve balls in our relationships

Robin & Lacie Youtube

Amy Schumer made 38.5 million dollars net

Girl Play with Dom DeLuise and Mink Stole

Lisa says "I love seeing everybody naked, are you kidding?"

"We have over sharing in common"

"You have to be an idiot not to be terrified right now about what's happening in this country."

"I've heard even Eckhart Tolle reads hims comments and feels bad." says Lisa

Guru Singh says that we need ego, it keeps us alive

Three Jews talking about Christmas trees

Keeping indoor plants seems wrong in some way...

Shifting from what can I get to what can I give.

At the Vancouver Peace Summit last September, the Dalai Lama said something that ricocheted around the globe. He said that he is a feminist. And he said Western women will save the world.

Sex Symbol with a Dry Vagina

Embrace the gassy

There is always that one comic...

The Two Lady Neighbors...a good name for a sitcom

We make each other laugh

If you are with a person without a sense of humor...that sounds horrible...

It gets harder as you get older to maintain a sense of humor.

Be Silly Now http://honestlylisa.com/besillynow/

"Goofiness is the highest honor that can be bestowed on comedy." says Lacie

Will Ferrell crying scene from Anchorman. 

"I'm a tech geek who dresses well" says Lisa

You need a boyfriend with old Levis

Lacie and Robin Facebook

Ovaries and Uterus are not communicating

2 menopausal women in the same house

Prolonged hot flashes

Hillary didn't get elected...we all need to step up

Saving the world through humor

We're needed and have a lot to offer

Please leave a review if you like what you hear or share with your friends. Spread around some love. I need the validation or my dad does. 

 

Nov 22, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

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Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Nov 15, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Nov 8, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Nov 1, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Oct 25, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Oct 18, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Oct 11, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Oct 4, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/

 

Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Sep 27, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Sep 20, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Sep 13, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Sep 6, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Aug 31, 2016

I always thought it was wrong to admit you were happy. So, I've always been very careful keep my happiness to myself and quickly give myself a shitty thought to take it down a notch.

 

Wait for the other shoe to drop, cause it will.

 

Kat Frati admits she's happy and teaches how to be happy.

 

So, f*** it I will admit to the days that I feel happy.

 

I will call out those moments!

 

I am happy right now!

 

Okay, I'm just going to go a little at a time that felt really false and weird.

 

 

Show notes

 

Kat Frati is a happiness coach, and incredibly successful entrepreneur.

 

How do you become a happiness coach?

 

“It’s a full time job being me.” -Kat Frati

 

Just go for it, be happy, the sky is the limit.

 

Let things go, put good things into your body that will slow down the aging process. Forgiveness is key, mind, body, spirit is a balance. You must work everyday to clear out the bad.

 

Who were some of the people that you follow? Are there books you read? Do you follow some meditations?

 

Kat had a turning point when she got divorced, and began exploring spiritual leaders.

 

Oprah Winfrey´s Soul Series with Eckhart Tolle Part 1

 

We have to learn to remove our own roadblocks.

 

You don’t really understand what it is until you start loving yourself.

 

Kat made a point to buy herself flowers every week. Began to take herself to the movies, going and taking the time to go downtown and explore the city and going on mini vacations by herself.

 

Her advice?

Avoid mirrors, work within.

 

Katherine Hepburn, had wrinkles but she was still beautiful. Own the wrinkles, envelope them into your beauty.

 

“I have never had a lightbulb moment, I have never gone oh my gosh everything looks different. And I don’t want to have to take mushrooms to get there.” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa

 

Do you meditate everyday?

Meditation can come in many forms, it can be as simple as grabbing a cup of coffee, sitting on your deck, and checking in with yourself.

 

If you could go to dinner with anybody in the whole world who would that be?

Doreen Virtue

 

How do you see yourself leaving this realm?

I’m putting it in my head that I am going to live until 105, that's the goal.



Mentionables:

 

Iron Nun

 

Stillness Speaks - Eckhart Tolle

 

Hillary Clinton

 

Links for Kat Frati:

 

Grownupgirl.com

theimprovcook.com







 

Aug 30, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Aug 23, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Aug 16, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Aug 9, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Aug 3, 2016

I love Robbie Rist! He is my creative soulmate! We both are excellent at self-sabotage and laughing at our ass crazy lives.

He is my Love Bite Partner, the Yin to my Yan, my everything and smart monkey. I am very emotional today so this is why the last line exists.

We talked about---

Radio commercials

Finding myself and letting people in

Robbie talks about the 10 Commandments

Bay City Rollers

Networking

The Outsider

Why we work.

Lazy

Career

Have you ever hung out with an agent?

"I'm an actor thing"

Lone Wolf

Sending Thank You notes.

"I was at my boyfriends last night in his lone wolf apartment."

 

 Robby and I sing a song together at the end.

 

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/

 Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/ ""

Aug 2, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

========================================­­===

Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/


Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

Pinterest:http://www.pinterest.com/lisaorkin/

Jul 27, 2016

Today I needed to just touch base with you and give you an old chestnut.

 

Are we moving forward? Am I grown up yet!!!!

 

Can you participate? Am I to needy?

 

This is a little recap of my podcast journey to finding me so far, with a wild over share of my sex life and my heart.

 

Help me on my quest! Who do YOU think I should interview next?

 

“What is my meal that I want to feed to the World?” - Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa 

 

Who am I? Can you tell me?

 

“I digress into smelliness.” - Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa 

 

Previously on Honestly Lisa:

 

070: I Married My High-School Sweetheart feat. Lee Cuellar

068: Reloaded feat. Paula Killen

066: He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Brother! feat. Haris and Mike Orkin

064: Political Activism on Speed Dial feat. Jane Edith Wilson

062: I’m Not Lazy, I’m Self Employed feat. Antonio Sacre

060: Can Hypnotherapy Save Lisa from Her Procrastination Problem? feat. Carmen Isais

058: Can You be Mediocre and Still be Successful? Sheep are Happy Too feat. Nikki Tanyika Lewis

056: Love Your Bad Thoughts, Like a Piece of Chocolate feat. Melody Park Shin

054: Doctor it Hurts When I Do This feat. Philippe Coudoux

052: Instructions for Breathing feat. Rina Jakubowicz

050: How Do You Want to Die? feat. Dr. Martha Joe Atkins

048: Who’s in Charge Here? feat. Share Ross

046: Are You There God? It’s me Lisa feat. Rabbi Jim Kaufman

044: Love Your Inner Cat Lady because She’s A Goddess feat. Renee Starr

042: A Primal Scream feat. Suzanne Whang

“I drink green drinks, why can’t I find a normal man?!” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa 

 

I call the story at the end, Jesus and handcuffs: What’s my Pez?

 

“My curiously minty vagina spoke for me.” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa #altoid

 

“Do you ever have fantasies of tying your lovers up and performing Altoid cunnilingus?” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa 

 

Jul 26, 2016

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Welcome to Love Bites!

 

Love Bites are based on real conversations from my Love Life.

 

http://www.honestlylisa.com

 

What do you want in a relationship?? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

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Love Bite's are from Honestly Lisa the comedy blog for women only.

 

Starring Robbie Rist and Lisa Orkin

Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/

 

Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

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Jul 20, 2016

070: I Married My High-School Sweetheart feat. Lee Cuellar

 

“time made me stronger, you're no longer on my mind”

Boyz II Men

 

I interviewed my ex-husband… wanted dig into his head to see if there were clues to my quest to find me. And find his take on our marriage. I think I was not as kind to him and was really about getting as opposed to giving. It could have been youth but really I had a lot of growing up to do.

 

We were married 18 years.

Dated for 2 officially and were together for 4 years.

Separated twice and divorced once.

And finally ended in 2000.

And we still talk.



Met at Kaleidoscope Disco, I asked him to dance. He said no.

 

I am such a dork I thought his name was Woody for weeks.

 

A relationship built on bickering and great sex. I should send a bill for house training him.

 

Lee moved back to Jersey when we were 16. When we dropped him off at the airport this Alice Cooper song came on and we both got teary eyed.

 

The Alice Cooper song I referenced in the show was You and Me, but the song that actually played I think was How You Gonna See Me Now?

 

Visited him in New York and we got into Studio 54!

 

First place we lived was a crime scene apartment in Germany. There were numbers on the couch from the crime scene. Creepy.

 

Lee was watching the Olympics, I decided to put on something sexy. He couldn’t stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Never again.

 

We decided to have a baby, went to Greece and drank Ouzo and she was conceived.

 

Perpetual chainsmokers that we were, we managed to both quit smoking when the rabbit died.

 

“Wait until she’s a teenager, then she’ll really start shitting on you.” -Grandma Bunny #honestlylisa 

 

Got a puppy right before having a baby, not the brightest idea to have a puppy and a baby at the same time.

 

I was probably fired 10 times in the first 10 years of our marriage, but I insisted on private school for our daughter.

 

I don’t know how we managed to keep our marriage together, I was a terrible housekeeper, couldn’t keep a job, and never wanted to have sex.

 

“Wow, was I mesmerized by her pussy!” -Lisa Orkin #honestlylisa

 

Our dog Sidney ran away, and she was gone for like 3 months. Then I found her at the pound by accident one day. I lost my mind, Sidney lost her mind!

 

When I met Lee’s new wife at our daughter’s graduation, I had just gone spelunking and my legs were covered in bruises and scrapes. There she was, looking perfectly put together and there I was in a sundress and cowboy boots and bloody legs.

 

Lee set me on the path to be a comedian, about 5 years into our marriage he turned to me and said “Wow, you’re really funny!”.

 

We separated once and got back together. The second time we separated it was hellacious.

It ended really hideously, but it needed to so we could both grow.

 

“You can’t put the shit back in the donkey.” -Lee Cuellar #honestlylisa 

 

Did a musical together while living in Germany - The Boyfriend

 

“Live your life, and be happy.” -Lee Cuellar’s advice to his daughter #honestlylisa

Questions for Lee:

 

If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?

Lee: Elvis or Teddy Roosevelt.

How do you see yourself dying?

Lee: Underneath the wife, screwed to death.

 

What is your favorite bush?

Lee: A carefully trimmed one.

 

“Knock it off or I’m going to hide your teeth!” A loving exchange between Lee’s Mom and Dad #honestlylisa 


We eloped and were married by a Joyce Bulifant look alike in a little White Chapel in Vegas. We couldn’t afford Elvis. Didn’t tell my parents until they found my marriage certificate. Whoops.

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Honestly Lisa is an audio road trip through my soul... or just an excuse to talk to people to help figure out who I am at 53ish.

I talk to everyone from ex-boyfriends, lovers, family member to comedians, writers, filmmakers, mystics, guru's in the hopes of finding a path that feels right for my life.

My hope is in my quest for enlightenment/happiness/peace/contentment my conversations will help you feel better about your life.

I love comments and feedback! And don't forget to check out honestlylisa.com, there is much more.

 

Please feel free to share and leave a comment on itunes. I love when you do!

 

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Recorded at Double RR Studios: http://doublerrstudios.com/

Go download my free eBook, BE SILLY NOW! http://honestlylisa.com/free-ebook/

 

Website: http://www.honestlylisa.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/lisaorkin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisaannorkin

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisaorkin

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